Quite a few remarks here from non-career controllers who do not have a clue about the incredible physical and mental toll the job takes over the 25 or more years that most of us have worked. I gave 32 years and nine months of dedicated service to the government and the American people, and am proud of it. Every one of my colleagues, retired or still active, either have done, or are still doing the same. Try keeping track of 20, 30, or sometimes 50-100 aircraft in severe weather, all with 50, 75, 100 or more passengers and crew trying to get where they want to go as quickly and efficiently as they all can, all while ensuring their routes are correct, making last minute changes when necessary and assigning a different runway if required, etc. Many of my retired colleagues, as well as myself, are continuing that work as instructors, at a fraction of what was our normal pay, at some of the worldâs busiest airports or radar facilities, to help keep the pipeline running. On the flip side, many of my colleagues have passed away at a very young age as a result of the physical and mental stresses put on the body by the job. Some have had heart attacks as soon as they retired. Some have had strokes. Bottom line, before you go bashing the retirement rules for ATC, put yourself in our position. Even if just for one day.
(The following says it all: This is not my own, but it is extremely accurate. )
In case yâall forgot
The person that is an Air Traffic Controller.
First of all every one of us probably has some type of ADHD.
The job often sucks - Even for those of us who love it - We canât imagine doing any other job
We are not appreciated by anyone outside of our profession
We hold more lives in our hands in one average shift than a medical doctor does in his whole career
Pilots donât understand us or even listen sometimes but they rely on us to save them when they need us and will probably never say thank you
Everything we say is recorded
We have to be prepared to defend every word we say in a court of law should the unthinkable happen
We are responsible for knowing more rules than humanly possible and those rules are subject to daily change
We carry around in our heads the equivalent amount of data as the average metropolitan phone book
We donât have time to look anything up
We arenât allowed to make mistakes
We receive more training than physicians
We canât make our âclientsâ wait in a waiting room until weâre ready for them
We are always in control - We control everything in our environment
This affects our personal life in ways that a non-controller cannot fathom
Our spouses will never understand us or what we do and we canât bring the job home, but it is always with us - Most controllers have been married and divorced several times.
We all have crash dreams - We control traffic in our sleep
We never have to worry about a foot-high inbox when we come into work
We canât put an airplane back in the inbox to deal with later
We take extreme pride in the quality of our work, no matter how negatively the FAA, the media, and some politicians portray us
We arenât able to tolerate a read-back error at a drive through restaurant - We have a lack of tolerance for miscommunication
Indecision is unacceptable in any scenario
We didnât invent the âMooney spikeâ but we see the effects of it every day
We donât get bathroom breaks whenever we need them; we learn to hold it until we get a break
There is always something that needs to be done right now
We get grumpy when we donât have enough airplanes to keep us busy - We get grumpy when we have too many - We are the only ones who know where we draw this invisible line between the two
We love gallows humor
We expect people to say what they mean and mean what they say, everything in life is either black or white, there is no gray
We can drink a hotel bar dry in about two hours. We can drink our weight in Jim Beam as long as we are at least 8 hours from our next shift
We use anticipated separation when we drive
We canât understand people who donât know how to calculate speed differences to hit gaps on the highway
There is something âoffâ about ALL of us
We are not allowed to treat our depression or anxiety with FDA-approved medicine, or even admit out loud that we suffer from either, we will lose our jobs if we do
Most of us look 10 yrs. older than our age and act 10 yrs. younger
We know all the different variations of the word âstressâ
We are drawn to extremely dangerous pastimes
We will eventually be on blood pressure medication
We donât know what normal sleep patterns are
Weâre not allowed to use sleep aids
We work in the middle of the night and on Christmas and weekends and your birthday
We will never have ânormalâ days off - let alone a ânormalâ work schedule.
We will never have a regular social life
We canât participate in our kidsâ school activities
Our friends wonât understand that we canât just leave work or get off work or stop thinking about work
We are not âDisney-friendlyâ
People think that we are the guys on the ramp with the flashlights and that we get to fly for free
We make more money than you do, but you have the house and the cars and the vacation home and the time with your family - We have the clothes, the watch, the sunglasses, and the attitude
We are fluent in three languages: English, Acronyms, and Cursing
We speak all three simultaneously and loudly
Controller candy comes in two flavors: TUMS and Ibuprofen.
When a cold or flu strikes we just suck it up 'cause we canât take OTC cold medication without being medically disqualified
We are brutally, ridiculously, ruthlessly hard on each other
We have thick skin
We will be the last person a pilot talks to on this earth
We will hear the terror in his voice
We will calmly use every tool we have to bring him down safely
We will hear his screams when we canât
We will never forget it
We will relive it again and again
We will go right back to work the next day and do it again
We arenât allowed to cry
When one of us fails we will laugh at him
When one of us succeeds we wonât acknowledge it
We can chew gum, drink coffee, carry on a conversation with the person behind us, work our airplanes, and coordinate with the controller next to us, all at the same time! We can multi-task like you would not believe.
We donât have time to pat ourselves or each other on the back - We have airplanes to work.
No, you cannot imagine the stress