Short Final: Open Mic - AVweb

As Chief Flight Instructor of our flight school one of the responsibilities is to perform new engine break‑in flights. Recently, in preparation for the first flight on a newly installed remanufactured engine, I texted the tower chief with a brief explanation of what the mechanic and I wanted to do. We were going to fly a racetrack pattern within three miles of the runway at 2000 feet AGL so that we’d be in gliding distance at all times just in case something went wrong.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://www.avweb.com/features/shortfinal/short-final-open-mic

Reminds me of a story I heard long ago from a old freight hauler. One flight in the wee hours of the moring, with long intervals of silence on the radio, a tired-sounding voice interrupted the stillness:

UNKNOWN: Yaaaaaaawn… I’m #$%&ing bored…
CONTROLLER: Station broadcasting, this frequency is designated for air traffic control. Identify yourself!
–Brief silence–
UNKNOWN: I said I was #$%&ing bored, not #$%&ing stupid.

And you remind me of a story about nude sunbathers caught in the act by a boat passing along the river. The young people all race to cover their privates, but the old guy just covers his face.