The only other words that will more quickly capture the attention of the steely-eyed, granite-jawed airline captain are "Uh, oh, they forgot to load the crew meals," or "Company's talking about a cut in per diem." The latter two don't even bear thinking about, but we do cheerfully train for the engine failure.
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://www.avweb.com/features/avweb-classics/pelicans-perch/pelicans-perch-4engine-failure