Two ATC stories from my career at Chicago Center;
1-A flustered trainee referred to Canadian Bravo Oscar Tango as Bosco, Osco Tango.
2-The controller could not understand what the pilot of FMxxx was saying (French Military). Then he thought of the Fannie Mae candy company and began calling the French military flight “Fudge Packer”. “Zees Ees zee French meel-ee-taree!!!” was the reply the controller got.