As a happy owner of a ‘73 Cherokee Challenger, what I learned early on is not to use the name with ATC, or they might ask you to up your approach speed to something like 150 knots. Now, for all the Greek references, Paul, seems like you might have just finished Stephen Fry’s trilogy.
My hangar is sliding door. My daily fitness to fly test is getting the doors open and hauling the plane out and back in again using the puny little Piper towbar. I suppose that someday my fitness test will be starting the tow tractor.