NOTAMs Back To 'Notice to Airmen'

So much silliness -

We have mankind and notices to airmen

For those offended by cockpit it, like port and starboard came from the sea - The term “cockpit” originated in the nautical world . It originally referred to a sunken pit or well in the deck of a sailing ship, usually near the stern, where the ship’s steering wheel and controls were located.

Thus the cockpit is where those who operate the vessel work

and the cabin is where the non cockpit crew are carried as oxygen depleting passengers

We have enough problems to not need to fabricate more.