Florida Flights Disrupted After Starship Explodes

Sec DoT and head of the FAA will convene an investigation. DOGE is gonna save taxpayers’ dollars and insist the NTSB sit this investigation out. A statement will be issued… “Oops… stuff happens. Nothing to see.”. Then a resounding thumbs up will be given for the next launch attempt. What can possibly go wrong? Another “Unintentional Disassembly” over heavily populated location? Airport ground stops? Harm to the innocents in the air and ground? No big deal…