Where to start? This really is more like an April fools joke, I was just waiting for the punchline.
It’s remarkable that somebody could do so many things wrong, and live to talk about it.
I suspect he has some deep rooted psychiatric conditions, not the least of which is anti social personality disorder, defiant disorder, etc. With that said he has fallen out of the family tree, and hit every branch all the way down.
I’m just grateful he didn’t hurt anyone else.
Not to be malicious, but I hope that one of his injuries was a testicular trauma so he cannot reproduce.